#3: A Bold Retort 

This story likely begins with a couple meeting through a dating app and seeing each other in person for the first time. Upon introduction, the woman’s date rudely commented on her weight, saying, “I thought you’d be thinner.” Reactions to such an insensitive remark could range from freezing to crying or slapping the offender.

However, this woman’s response was nothing short of brilliant. She poured his drink into his lap and retorted, “I thought you’d be smarter,” before turning on her heel and leaving. Her bold move put the rude date in his place and demonstrated her resilience and wit. Ending the night with pizza seems like a victory in this case.

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