Collapse Into Monkey Craze
Let’s be honest here: who among us has never wished they could keep a monkey as a pet? I mean, please tell me I’m not the only person here who has secretly always wanted a monkey as a pet. They are so adorable! They’re great climbers and have sage expressions on their monkey faces.
Eventually, though, I realized what this couple apparently did not: keeping a monkey as a pet is bad for everyone involved. Also, I don’t think a monkey would do well in a lab if it wasn’t suitable as a pet. What the heck is a test child, anyway? Is this some kind of strange new fad in parenting that I’ve somehow managed to avoid?
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