How to Clean Your House

Living with someone who had never had to clean before and therefore did not know how would drive me absolutely crazy. She really ought to inquire with her folks as to whether or not they would be willing to pay for a maid for us, and I feel like I might start dropping hints about this. That’s the best-case scenario, for sure.

And please hear me out on this. Her method of cleaning is absolutely fascinating. I mean, I realize that it’s nuts, and when I clean, I use actual cleaning materials in the way that they’re intended to be used, but now I’m so curious: do you think that would work? I mean, you’re just kind of bleaching everything. It should clean things up, at least in theory.

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