Absolutely Brilliant!
So, you have a thing for eating hard-boiled eggs, huh? Certainly not to that extreme. There are those who can’t get enough of hard-boiled eggs. Perhaps she was inspired by Gaston’s song in Beauty and the Beast: “When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, and now that I am grown, I eat five dozen eggs so that I am roughly the size of a barge.”
However, I fail to see the logic in consistently producing twelve, eating two, and discarding eight. Does she have no idea that hard-boiled eggs last forever in the fridge? One of their best qualities is that they are so adaptable. That, and it’s loads of fun to dye them and hide them all over the yard for Easter.
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