Call Me Maybe
Imagine Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe with a suggestive 40-year-old woman. So you’re not overly confident about love, or where the relationship will go, but you’re coy and hopeful about it. You might lather yourself up in soap, wear that skimpy bikini, fill the bucket with water, and in the meantime…do some stretching exercises.
I trade my soul for a wish, pennies and dimes for a kiss, I wasn’t looking for this, But now you’re in my way. It’s hard to look right at you, baby But here’s my doctor’s number, so come with me maybe. Yeah, that’s a sure winner for the guys. He’ll have you on a crutch and laid out on a stretcher by 9 am.
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