Salad Breath, Anyone?
Ranch dressing has its place — on salads, wings, and fries — but definitely not on someone’s breath when they’re asking for a kiss. That’s exactly what happened to Bennett. During what was already a pretty average dinner, his date decided to go heavy on the ranch. No judgment there, but what followed had him backing away fast.
Just as she leaned in to seal the deal with a kiss, her mouth was still full of salad and dressing. Not exactly the romantic moment he envisioned. It’s unclear whether she misunderstood how dates work or simply didn’t think chewing and kissing were separate activities. Either way, Bennett didn’t go in for the kiss, and we doubt she asked twice. Hopefully, she learned to finish her meal before asking for affection next time — and maybe carry some gum just in case. A little mouth etiquette goes a long way.
