Garlic Protection
Garlic may scare off vampires, but apparently, this girl was hoping it would work on unwanted kisses too. Determined not to get kissed on her first date, she ate an entire meal loaded with garlic — and made no attempt to hide it. Her date was left trying to carry on a normal conversation while fighting the urge to flinch every time she opened her mouth.
We get it, not everyone is into first-date kissing, but there are easier ways to communicate boundaries. Maybe just saying “I’m not ready for a kiss” would’ve done the trick. Instead, she went full garlic warrior mode. Her date didn’t push the issue, thankfully, but it’s safe to say he probably needed breath mints just from sitting near her. It’s a funny story in hindsight, but next time, she might want to trust her words more than her breath to keep things in check.
