A Lesson in Poor Judgment 

This scene provides one more example of why women tend to outlive men. The ever-growing list of reasons continues to baffle us. Exhibit X: one college guy, one staircase, and five inflatable mattresses—a recipe for catastrophe.

There are three possible outcomes here: 1, he could bounce back into the railings. 2, the mattresses might burst upon impact. 3, the mattresses could slip out from under him, sending him crashing to the floor and potentially losing his last remaining brain cell. It’s a high-stakes gamble that we can’t help but wince at

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