Ew, First of All

No matter who you are or where you’re from, we all have one thing in common: shoes. Love them them or hate them them, we all have at least one pair. Their purpose, of course, is to protect our feet as we go about our day. But this pair…

These sandals serve no purpose. They neither cover nor reveal anything. They lack attractiveness, appeal, or casualness, and they don’t qualify as formal wear. Their purpose is a mystery to us, and as such, we don’t support them. Sorry, next!

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