All Match-ies!
Some kitties wear all-matching outfits and hand-sewn clothing, whether they like it or not. Take Chloe, for example: “Resigned to her fate, Chloe grudgingly waited for the matching booties and beret.” Chloe is sitting upright, sporting a blue crocheted cardigan and looking less than thrilled.
She thinks, “Look, mom, this has to stop. I prefer roaming free without the constraints of fabric!” Her expression is a perfect example of the thousand-yard stare. Well, bring on the booties and beret, we suppose. If Chloe were a dog, those accessories wouldn’t last two minutes before being ripped off and chewed to bits.
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