We don’t have hooves

Primarily, humans lack hooves, rendering it impossible to wear this particular pair of shoes. With five toes rather than the hoofed appendages of horses, attempting to conform to footwear designed with a different anatomical structure proves futile.

Furthermore, the shoes’ excessively flat front leaves little room for any toe larger than half a centimeter, leaving us perplexed by the designer’s oversight. Even equines would likely struggle to don such footwear.

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