Mustard Anyone?

As we cast our eyes upon this particular ensemble, an involuntary gasp of astonishment escaped our lips. It’s almost as if someone playfully upended a bottle of mustard onto Kim Kardashian’s outfit. Or could it be that she decided to craft an extravagant garment out of a colossal candy wrapper? Some might even jest that she’s adopting the persona of Colonel Mustard, one of the memorable characters from the classic board game Clue.

However, we can confidently say that this outfit ranks among the most audacious and perplexingly uncomfortable fashion choices we’ve ever encountered. The mere sight of it conjures up a mental soundtrack of squeak, squeak, squeak, akin to a costume that defies not just convention but also the laws of practicality.

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