Hulk, Splash!
Camo attire is intended for exclusive use during tactical stealth operations by military personnel. In our everyday lives, encountering this peculiar pattern serves no purpose, and if we were to stumble upon it unexpectedly, it would undoubtedly startle us (hehe, pun intended).
Hence, the sludge-monster-camo-man, while attempting to surprise others by leaping out from your concealed spot, it is crucial to note that your unpleasant personal hygiene is far from appealing. That girl certainly did not welcome the distasteful surprise. Now, (we implore you), please make your way to the showers and freshen up, soldier!
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